Who is Snoke?

*Spoiler Alert*

For those of you who have seen The Last Jedi, you will know that Snoke is dead. For those of you who haven’t, don’t say I didn’t tell you there were spoilers. But no one knows who Snoke really was.

First of all, Disney shouldn’t have killed him. Snoke could have done a lot more than sitting on his throne and talking to Kylo Ren and General Hux. We never got to even see him fight. He could have had powers to rival Darth Sidious. However, we will never know. Darth Maul did survive being cut in half so Snoke might have.

So who is he? First of all, I think he is a new guy, but I don’t want to think that. I’m going to go through some of the theories.

  1. Mace Windu: Some people say that Snoke is Mace Windu. It seems plausible but quite unlikely. So, after he got blasted out the window in Revenge of the Sith, he went underground and resurfaced 53 years later as a guy named Snoke.  I don’t think that is possible. Mace Windu did use Vaapad. That lightsaber style is one that brings you closest to the Dark Side. He died. He died. Ok, he died. He’s not alive. Mace Windu got blasted with Force Lighting, got his hand cut off, and fell 1500 feet. Despite being a Jedi Master, he couldn’t survive. He was shocked in both ways (lighting and startled.)Mace Windu
  2. Jar Jar Binks: Okay, so Jar Jar Binks was responsible for everything because he is Jar Jar Binks. That’s all I need to say. So that means that he isn’t Snoke.Darth Jar Jar
  3. Darth Plagueis: People think that Snoke is Darth Plagueis. I agree with this one the most because it makes so much more sense. Darth Plagueis could influence Midi-Chlorians to create life. So, Palpatine murdered him in his sleep. Plagueis sensed his apprentice and made more life. Even though he was killed, he survived. And maybe Palpatine stabbed him in his cheek? Odd place but Palpatine was an odd person. That would explain how his cheek is all warped.

Darth Plagueis the Wise

So that explains who Snoke is. (Kind of)


Coming soon: Darth Jar Jar.

My Rebel Alliance Story Part Two

Now their base was finished. For patrol, they had modified T-47 arispeeders into snowspeeders. Rebels tamed tauntauns for patrol. No Imperials were sighted in the control room. It was just regular duties for everyone.

A star destroyer was sighted, but it just flew right past. Patrolling was very boring. They were mostly flying past nothing. One, time, a wampa attacked Luke’s snowspeeder but Dak, his gunner, blasted it. Another time a Probe droid was found. It was captured, and its memory was wiped. It only remembered Hoth. Luke went on a mission to Mon Calamari to meet someone named Captain Ackbar. The meeting went well, and he agreed to support the rebels!

Luke went on a spy mission as an imperial officer and was called Admiral Starkiller. They found the rebel base on Geonosis! Promoted, General Starkiller was communicating with the rebels when he was not on duty. He informed them that the Imperials had found their base. They heard the meeting was important because their base was a flying cruiser. Meanwhile, on the Executor Luke was delivering all the Imperial plans to the rebels’ base. When the Imperials got to the abandoned droid factory, all they saw was a few battle droids walking around. The Impeirals figured they had a traitor. No one suspected General Starkiller. Soon he left the Executor. In a shuttle, he flew to a star destroyer and took command of it. He ignored an officer who informed him there were rebels nearby. They were sent to look for the base. The rebels knew which star destroyer was his, so they wouldn’t destroy it. He was actually leading the star destroyer away from the Home One! That way the base wouldn’t be discovered.
He took an imperial shuttle back to the rebel base. They knew it was Luke because he informed them that he would come in a shuttle. All the information let them stay away from the imperials. But soon all the information was old! Now the rebels were on the run! Unfortunately, their scanners were not as long as that of star destroyer Tracker. It found the Home One and was forced to flee. The rebels had a meeting. Luke addressed the rebel leaders of a plan to defeat the Empire once and for all.

Luke announced, “We will lure TIE fighters to our base and steal their ships. Fly them back and report the rebel base is on Malastare. There the whole rebel fleet will be waiting.” The loss of ten star destroyers and seven hundred twenty-two TIE fighters greatly weakened the empire. One of the Executor’s engines was damaged! It barely made the jump to hyperspace. The emperor was enraged when he found out he had been tricked. He ordered the building of a new Executor. An accident in the bridge blew up the whole project. It was decided that there would be a shield generator placed on Endor. The Ewoks could not harm it. (Or so the Emperor thought.) “Now the Death Star 2 is undefeatable!” the Emperor exclaimed. It did have one flaw. If the rebels got through the shield they could fly through the interior, fire at the main reactor and blow it up. His shuttle was used many other times. For example, that was the same one that they took to Endor.

My Rebel Alliance Story: Part One

This is another Star Wars story I made when I was younger.

Luke Skywalker was on a patrol in the jungles of Yavin Four with two rebel soldiers on his left and right. Yesterday, he blew up the Death Star! Suddenly, he sensed the Imperials. He directed the rebels to it. Stormtroopers! He sliced the squad leader down. Then the stormtroopers were in panic. That made it easy for the rebels to kill them. When they got back to the base, Luke told Leia that the Imperials knew they were there. Unfortunately, it was not important in her opinion.

The Red Squadron was on a mission to the moon of Endor. There were rumors that the Imperials were building a space station. Once they jumped out of hyperspace. the rumors were found to be true! When they got back to the base, Red Leader told the rebels about what they had seen.

“We need a strong ship to go to Endor,” Leia decided. Han Solo stepped up. “My ship’s the fastest in the galaxy.” While Han solo went on his mission the rebel base was under attack! The rebel soldier on the watchtower spotted a star destroyer followed by TIE (twin ion engine) fighters. He sent a message to the main computer. Then all the rebel pilots boarded their starfighters and took off. Luckily, Han Solo, flying back from his mission, noticed the star destroyers. He started firing nonstop at the back of a star destroyer’s command bridge. Suddenly, it blew up. All the rebel pilots were amazed. What had happened? Then The Falcon came flying in. Han saw all the X-wings were firing nonstop with a star destroyer. He joined in. Soon it blew up. On the second death star, Darth Vader was not pleased. Two of his four star destroyers had already been destroyed! “Time for my little surprise,” Vader said to an imperial officer on an AT-AT. Suddenly, the walkers came out stomping on the rebels. Gold squadron fired their ion cannons and knocked out a few AT-ATs. Only one remained which was blown up by the wedge on an A-wing. It had been crippled by a turbolaser. Darth Vader told his forces to retreat. They were chased by the rebel fleet! On the way, a B-wing took out a star destroyer with three ion cannons. Gold squadron stayed behind and blew it up! The other star destroyer was evacuated. The Y-wings got there just in time. All the escape pods were destroyed! The last star destroyer jumped into Hyperspace where the Starfighters couldn’t follow it. They flew back to the base and repaired their ships.

The rebels made a temporary base on Tatooine. They used some of the materials that came from Luke and Ben’s houses and the burnt sandcrawler. (Fortunately, another sandcrawler hadn’t picked up the remains of it.) When the Imperials figured the rebels had evacuated, they took the base. What they didn’t think they needed was a star destroyer. In fact the biggest vehicle there was the Lambada class shuttles. Very soon the whole rebel fleet came and retook the base! Luckily for the rebels the Imperials did not have many TIE fighters because the rebel hangars were very small. Unfortunately, a flock of TIE interceptors flew out and took down a member of gray squadron. But the one covering his back fired an ion cannon and the interceptor dropped like a stone! “Only two more left to go,” Han called after Luke took one down. An A-wing fired a missile hitting a TIE interceptor right in the cockpit which exploded into flames. Then, Han shot down the last one. Darth Vader scored a hit on the Millennium Falcon which rocked with the explosion! Luke fired a proton torpedo at the TIE advanced X1 hitting a TIE bomber just as it dropped a bomb, wiping out a platoon of rebel troops. Wedge was covering Luke while he hit a tie fighter which was sent spinning out of control. It hit another, and they both exploded. Another Imperial starfighter was too close to the explosion and blew up too.

After the Second battle of Yavin, the rebels celebrated. Luke led the celebration with Leia, Han, Chewie, the droids and Wedge. After the party, they used resources from the battle to update the base. Only the Imperials wreckage was used, though.

Princess Leia went on a mission to recruit rebel pilots. Somehow she wound up with an imperial officer. When she got back, little did they know that they had been tricked. The officer was secretly communicating with the Emperor. When he was found out, his B-wing was blasted out of the sky by a stolen TIE fighter! When the Emperor heard this, all he sent was a star destroyer! When the ship got there it was surrounded by more TIE fighters. Luckily, the rebels had some built in laser cannons. (And a concussion missile from the TIE bomber Luke had shot down.) The Empire was totally unprepared. All they did was to send down stormtroopers! The Millennium Falcon fired at the main hangar and took down 12 TIE fighters! The star destroyer was receiving heavy fire with a torpedo at its starboard turbolasers. Meanwhile, the rebels were taking a defeat on the ground. But when the star destroyer crashed, it flattened all the stormtroopers except for a special squad which was evenly matched. Unfortunately, the stormtroopers found some scout speeder bikes and zoomed away! When Luke came back, he found them and fired his laser cannons. They went up in a ball of fire.
Now the rebels knew they had to move for good. They had won three battles in a row, but that was mostly luck. It was risky to stay so they moved to Hoth, an ice planet. On the way, they were attacked by TIE fighters which were easily taken care of. When they came, they started building their base.

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